Joke - Headache Cure

A woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened ?'
His wife replies, ' STEPHANIE referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,
I do not have a headache I do not have a headache I do not have a headache
Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.'
'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?'
Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.
Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'
The husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.'
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.
The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'
With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying .... She's not my wife She's not my wife She's not my wife

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Wife says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another woman like me".
Husband replied; "What makes you think I'd want another woman like you!?!?!?"

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"

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One man calls emergency:- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!After five minutes, the same man calls back:- It is OK, I found another one